In my defense I was bored.
So anyway, Amber told me she had signed up for this free online singles thingy and had come across her ex-husband's brother. Never one to miss an oppurtunity to mock someone I hopped online and tried to find him, of course you had to sign up first to search their database. So heh, I did my profile:

I'd like to meet a man with some height, like say ten feet, and some girth..probably about 600 pounds or so...
I am highly religous so there would be no sex.
There was some other stuff, like they ask your religon I said new age, and everything else I said I would prefer not to say.
Anyway some interesting individuals actually responded
numero uno:

Hi there,

I am the person you have shown interest - super tall, huge bulky and a MAN !!!!!!!
Since i cannot take a picture of my full figure, I do not have a pic.
What next? Your call.

numero dos:

It sounds like you have grown up to be a real shady character. A real cheeky **stard. You must get slapped alot by your boyfriends, i can see why too. What a mouth on you, look at what youve gone and wrote on your profile you smartassed little brat. People should hit you more often.

just kidding,
hi.



Anyway both messages made me laugh out loud in the computer lab..I got some looks. Also I have to admitt, not the first time I have ever been labeled cheeky. But slapping? Come on now.